The Clown

"Hey kids!"

The man known only as The Clown is a clown who is questionably dressed for his line of work.

The Clown is first seen when he walks into Michael's house for his birthday party. Unfortunately, Michael's family found The Clown's approach to be too forward, and all began to panic as The Clown forced his way into their house. Michael's younger brother dove out the window, Michael's mother was knocked head-first into the table and bled to death and Michael's sister Cathy mysteriously fell onto the floor for seemingly no reason, presumably dead.

Finally, Michael's father threw his toaster/casette player at The Clown, killing him instantly (and stopping The Birthday Song). He remarks, "Ugh, that clown..." before Michael cries "Why did you invite him!?"

Trivia

 * The Clown offers his services for money, implying that he may want to know what you do with money and whether or not it is some kind of currency thing.